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Slip it on for crowded conventions, late-night screen glowing sessions, or earthly coffee runs when you need to project your personality without opening your mouth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🛸 Artifact Properties (Product Features)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEarthly Material:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 100% cotton solid colors with a medium fabric weight (180 g\/m²) for year-round comfort in any dimension.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDimensional Fit:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e A classic, relaxed fit featuring a crew neckline and a ribbed, seam-free collar that firmly retains its shape.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSeamless Reality:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Tubular knit construction with no side seams, plus shoulder tape to ensure durability and reduce fabric waste in this timeline.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eVivid Transmissions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Dual printing techniques (DTF for sleeves\/labels, DTG for main artwork) ensure the bright, detailed lines remain crisp through regular wear and temporal shifts.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSensory Safety:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced cotton with a sensory-friendly tear-away label, backed by a 2-year EU warranty for peace of mind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🌌 Preservation Protocol (Care Instructions)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTo keep the transmission clear, maintain your garment with these earthly rituals:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWash:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F) to preserve the temporal fibers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBleach:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Non-chlorine bleach as needed to cleanse the aura.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDry:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Tumble dry on low heat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIron:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Do not iron. Do not attempt to press the fabric of space-time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDryclean:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Do not dryclean.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1 Gildan t-shirt with Weirdcore aesthetic design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":50322473582844,"sku":"25309027134732865206","price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":50322473844988,"sku":"31661521342889539180","price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":50322474107132,"sku":"22699981938610170877","price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 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