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It feels like a quiet inside joke for introverts, late-night void-walkers, and those who collect strange little curios. 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Keep the darkness intact.\u003cbr\u003e* **Dry:** Tumble dry on low heat. \u003cbr\u003e* **Iron:** Iron, steam, or dry on low heat only. 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