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Anchored by a subtly hostile tagline—\"SEASONED WITH SPITE\"—this attitude-driven garment is designed for entities who lean into dry humor and confident contradictions. It layers easily under a flannel or stands alone as a visceral statement piece on days when you want the fabric to do the talking so your mouth doesn't have to.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🛸 Artifact Properties (Product Features)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEarthly Material:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Crafted from 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear across multiple timelines.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWeight of Reality:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric provides a relaxed fit and pre-shrunk stability to keep you tethered to the physical plane.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTemporal Dye:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Garment-dyed after construction, offering a uniquely soft, lived-in color and texture that feels instantly familiar.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSeamless Void:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Features a tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching to ensure lasting shape and structural integrity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eVessel Accommodations:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Available in sizes S–4XL in a spectrum of colors, complete with a sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🌌 Preservation Protocol (Care Instructions)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTo keep this artifact—and its spite—intact, please follow these earthly rituals:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWash:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F) to preserve the temporal fibers and the raw aesthetic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBleach:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Do not bleach. 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