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It is the perfect layer for slow mornings, endless commutes, or evenings when you want to make a quiet statement without shouting into the void. Lightweight and breathable, this shirt blends sensory comfort with quiet dissociation, seamlessly slipping into your everyday\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eArtifact Properties (Product Features)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e* **Earthly Material:** 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (153 g\/m²) for soft, year-round comfort across dimensions.\u003cbr\u003e* **Seamless Void:** Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette.\u003cbr\u003e* **Structural Integrity:** Features a durable ribbed collar and shoulder tape to maintain its shape and prevent temporal stretching.\u003cbr\u003e* **Crisp Transmissions:** Advanced DTG and DTF printing methods ensure the surreal artwork and inner neck\/sleeve details remain vivid.\u003cbr\u003e* **Sensory Safety:** Equipped with a pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certification for ultimate sensory\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🌌 Preservation Protocol (Care Instructions)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTo maintain this artifact's integrity as you shift through realities, please observe these earthly rituals:\u003cbr\u003e* **Wash:** Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F) with similar colors to preserve the temporal fibers.\u003cbr\u003e* **Bleach:** Do not bleach. The void is dark enough.\u003cbr\u003e* **Dry:** Tumble dry on low heat. \u003cbr\u003e* **Iron:** Iron, steam, or dry on low heat only. Do not attempt to flatten the timeline.\u003cbr\u003e* **Dryclean:** Do not dryclean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIncludes: 1 Gildan t-shirt with Weirdcore Hallway design\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":50322550456572,"sku":"20403080360892160266","price":18.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":50322550587644,"sku":"18269346456358158066","price":18.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":50322550849788,"sku":"90896830736555493796","price":18.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":50322551111932,"sku":"55783223735640010456","price":18.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":50322551374076,"sku":"26427641010467144266","price":18.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 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