Still Fun Just Hydrated Goose T-Shirt – Comfort Colors 1717
- Soft cotton or cotton-blend fabric made for everyday wear
- Printed front graphic with durable DTG/DTF print quality
- Relaxed unisex fit; size up for oversized styling
- Available in sizes S-4XL.
- Made to order; production typically 3-5 business days.
30-Day Returns on Eligible Items
The party goose has arrived—and brought water.
This Still Fun Just Hydrated t-shirt brings a playful twist to sober socializing. Featuring a dancing goose in a party hat, a glass of water, and bold pink-and-blue lettering, it’s made for anyone who enjoys a good time without alcohol.
Wear this funny goose shirt to a weekend brunch, an alcohol-free celebration, or a casual night with friends. Whether you’re celebrating sober living, trying Dry January, or proudly taking designated-driver duty, the message says it for you: “Still Fun. Just Hydrated.”
Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717 tee, it pairs an easygoing look with a soft feel and relaxed fit. It also makes a thoughtful gift for a sober friend who loves silly geese and a little humor.
Product details
● Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight t-shirt
● 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz/yd² fabric
● Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel
● Relaxed fit with a classic crew neckline
● Short sleeves and reinforced double-needle stitching
● Front graphic featuring a party goose and “Still Fun. Just Hydrated.” lettering
Fit
For your preferred fit, compare the size chart measurements with a favorite t-shirt you already own.
Bring the good company. Keep the water flowing.
sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL
colors: Ivory, Black, White, Pepper, Moss, Blue Jean
Shipping & Returns
Most items are made to order. Please allow 2–5 business days for production before shipment. Standard U.S. delivery usually takes 5–7 business days after shipment. Returns and exchanges are accepted within 30 days of delivery for eligible items. Items must be unworn, unused, and in original condition. Please contact us before sending a return so we can provide the correct instructions.
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