Creepy Nurse Illustration I Have To Ask Weird Stuff Or You Will Die T-Shirt
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This soft, breathable tee brings dry, dark humor to everyday wear. A monochrome illustration of a bandaged, vintage-styled nurse stands centered on the chest, beneath the blunt line: “I HAVE TO ASK WEIRD STUFF OR YOU WILL DIE.” The image feels equal parts absurd and unsettling—perfect for someone who leans into morbid wit.
The lightweight, smooth fabric drapes easily and keeps the print crisp, whether layered under a jacket or worn solo on a late-night walk. It’s a shirt that starts conversations, raises eyebrows, and sits comfortably in a wardrobe of fans of dark comedy, medical satire, or offbeat graphic tees.
Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, smooth hand - Tubular knit without side seams for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste - Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and reinforced fit - Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; EU 2-year warranty and safety certifications (Oeko-Tex, compliance tested) - DTG/DTF printed graphics with durable sleeve and inner-label DTF prints; ethically sourced cotton Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Sizes & colors
Colors: Black, Heather Navy, Navy, Red, Royal, Dark Heather Grey, Dark Chocolate, Purple, Forest Green, Orange, Heather Berry
Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
Shipping & Returns
Most items are made to order. Please allow 2–5 business days for production before shipment. Standard U.S. delivery usually takes 5–7 business days after shipment. Returns and exchanges are accepted within 30 days of delivery for eligible items. Items must be unworn, unused, and in original condition. Please contact us before sending a return so we can provide the correct instructions.
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