Surreal Liminal Hallway T-Shirt | Weirdcore "I Am Not Real Today" Graphic Tee | Grunge Dissociation Apparel
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The hallway goes on forever. You are not here. A laid-back, slightly surreal garment for when your physical form feels like a mere suggestion. Soft, ring-spun cotton drapes effortlessly, grounding you in reality while your mind wanders the backrooms.
A faded, vintage-style smiley face hovers in an eerie, liminal hallway beneath a glowing EXIT sign. Surrounded by scattered stars and textured distressing, the image projects a late-night, cinematic isolation.
Beneath the portal, a short, clear transmission—"I AM NOT REAL TODAY"—reads as a wry mood note. It is the perfect layer for slow mornings, endless commutes, or evenings when you want to make a quiet statement without shouting into the void.
Lightweight and breathable, this shirt blends sensory comfort with quiet dissociation, seamlessly slipping into your everyday
Artifact Properties (Product Features)
- Earthly Material: 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (153 g/m²) for soft, year-round comfort across dimensions.
- Seamless Void: Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette.
- Structural Integrity: Features a durable ribbed collar and shoulder tape to maintain its shape and prevent temporal stretching.
- Crisp Transmissions: Advanced DTG and DTF printing methods ensure the surreal artwork and inner neck/sleeve details remain vivid.
- Sensory Safety: Equipped with a pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certification for ultimate sensory
- 🌌 Preservation Protocol (Care Instructions) To maintain this artifact's integrity as you shift through realities, please observe these earthly rituals:
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Sizes & colors
Colors: White, Navy, Black, Purple, Forest Green, Maroon, Natural, Light Pink
Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
- Wash: Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F) with similar colors to preserve the temporal fibers.
- Bleach: Do not bleach. The void is dark enough.
- Dry: Tumble dry on low heat.
- Iron: Iron, steam, or dry on low heat only. Do not attempt to flatten the timeline.
- Dryclean: Do not dryclean.
- Dimensions: Sizes XS-5XL
- Use Cases: Everyday wear, festivals, concerts, college, etc.
- Includes: 1 Gildan t-shirt with Weirdcore Hallway design
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Shipping & Returns
Most items are made to order. Please allow 2–5 business days for production before shipment. Standard U.S. delivery usually takes 5–7 business days after shipment. Returns and exchanges are accepted within 30 days of delivery for eligible items. Items must be unworn, unused, and in original condition. Please contact us before sending a return so we can provide the correct instructions.
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