Surreal Exhaustion T-Shirt | Weirdcore "Too Tired to Function" Graphic Tee | Heavyweight Retro Coffee Apparel
- Soft, breathable fabric
- Comfortable all-day wear
- Unisex / relaxed fit
- Designed for repeat wear
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The alarm rings. You are still dreaming.
Mentally gone, physically here. This relaxed, garment-dyed cotton tee wears like an artifact from a forgotten, much cozier timeline. As documented in image_4.png, the intricate, hand-drawn front art reads “Too Tired to Function,” surrounded by the chaotic totems of modern exhaustion: iced coffee, a ringing alarm clock, hopelessly tangled wires, and a wilting houseplant.
It speaks the language of endless mornings, late-night static, and gentle dissociation. The heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton and garment-dyed finish give it a soft, broken-in feel and a muted, lived-in color that complements the retro illustration. Wear it to slow mornings with a warm mug, long study sessions in liminal spaces, or lazy weekends when caffeine is required and reality is strictly optional.
🛸 Artifact Properties (Product Features)
Earthly Material: Crafted from 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable comfort across multiple lifetimes.
Weight of Reality: Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric provides a grounding, relaxed fit to help tether you to this dimension.
Temporal Dye: Garment-dyed construction offers a uniquely soft texture and muted, nostalgic color from the moment you put it on.
Seamless Void: Features a tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching to ensure lasting shape and structural integrity.
Vessel Accommodations: Pre-shrunk and available in sizes S–4XL (via selected partners), featuring a sewn-in label.
🌌 Preservation Protocol (Care Instructions)
To keep this artifact intact through your daily loops, please follow these earthly rituals:
Wash: Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F) to preserve the temporal fibers.
Bleach: Do not bleach. Embrace the fatigue.
Dry: Tumble dry on low heat.
Iron: Iron, steam, or dry on low heat only. Do not attempt to iron out your existential dread.
Dryclean: Do not dryclean.
Includes: 1 Comfort Colors t-shirt with Too Tired to Function design.
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